50 shades of bible.
my new favorite bible quote.
lava really pisses me off cuz like
i know it could melt my face off but then i see a picture like this and
i want to dip my hands in it
Finally finished it :) Based off “The Blue Umbrella.”
I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist.
It’d bring me great joy.
I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs
ready when you are
Or if you’d like to have some more options….
and have 9 years of combined martial arts training and 3 years of being a Line Backer in football.
Just in case you are looking for variety.
what about a lady and a feminist. warning, combatives certified soldier.
petition to make young adult authors stop writing about girls whose lives change when they meet a boy
When she saw him time slowed to a stop. He was so perfect and she knew her life would never be the same because she had finally found him. The one. The first boy she would ever kill.
honestly the ideal date would be eating takeout Chinese in our pjs while watching Netflix and you play with my hair
reblogging to save lives thank you very much
save lives more like prevent them from continuing
Fucking foodporn. Unffff
Oh my gods.
I’m still freaking out over the dorito crusted chicken fingers
I just made the potatoes!
HE WAS NUMBER 1