deer visits cat every morning since it was a kitten
look if you unironically say ‘money can’t buy happiness’ then either you’ve never faced a real financial struggle or you’ve achieved enlightenment, because goddamn does financial security feel an awful lot like happiness when it’s something you’re not used to
i am the world’s best dragon slayer. you ever seen a dragon round here? no? you’re welcome.
finish this sentence: m
y body craves for the touch of mashed potatoes, the soft white flesh of the vegetable sliding over my body. i havent slept in fifteen days. only the beautiful rapturous gooey white semi solid plant matter inspires me to continue living. sometimes i like to imagine that the mashed potatoes have accepted me as their loving partner. oh can i dream.
What the actual fuck
After a lot of rain here in FL these baby frogs appeared. They eerily all faced the same direction.
ＴＨＥ ＲＩＴＵＡＬ ＨＡＳ ＢＥＧＵＮ
NO PETTING, ONLY MURDER
Clumsy, adorable murder
IT’S SO FLUFFY AND SWATTY AND ROLLY AND PERFECT I CAN’T HANDLE THIS OH GOODNESS HELP ME
I need 20
Jewelry for fidgeters. Love it.
This is necessary for someone like me, who silently destroys napkins and beer bottle labels with my nervous hands during the most casual of friendly conversations.
I always fidget, I sign what I say or finger spell if it gets too distracting
I know someone who has this